Red Carpet Cats
I’m at some cool reception
I’m sitting by myself
No bullshit, no deception
No Oscars on my shelf
And if you do approach me
and try to start a chat
Then you will meet the real me
not some red carpet cat
Red Carpet Cats are slick
Red Carpet Cats are cool
They win you over quick
They make the women drool
Their inventory sells
’cause their loyalty’s for hire
And they will save themselves
when their castle is on fire
Do you need lines to pick-up?
Do you need names to drop?
Do you need me to lick up
the champagne that you pop?
You’re looking for “pretend”
and I don’t go for that
But let me recommend
a cool red carpet cat
Red Carpet Cats are slick
Red Carpet Cats are cool
They win you over quick
They make the women drool
Their inventory sells
’cause their loyalty’s for hire
And they will save themselves
when their castle is on fire
- bitter, December 2009